Having outlined my platform for my non-existent campaign for nothing earlier this week, I’ve received several emails from readers who found truth in some of the planks I listed.
It is this one, however, that has me seeing red:
I have an appt. with a new doctor April 10th. Got the new patient paperwork in the mail yesterday. Most of the forms were of the color-in-the-bubble-with-a-#2-pencil-so-a-computer-can-grade-it variety. Then, the last 3 questions on the form: Do you have working smoke detectors in your home? Do you consistently wear your seat belt? Are there any guns in your home? So, what I want to know is “What the HELL do any of those questions have to do with my colon?” If I fill in the wrong bubble, will I get a home visit from a psychiatrist or a police officer? By the way, I left them all blank.